Gay Gordon is a happy boy who attends Bashtoun School. He is one of Perplexed Peter's best friends. Despite his nickname, he is not homosexual, as the "gay" in his nickname means "happy".
His name is a reference to the Gay Gordon's dance. Horry Henry spreads rumours that he has fantasies about Muscly Morten, which Gordon has been furious about as he actually fantasises about Essex Girl Emma.